Chocolate Jokes to Sweeten Your Day

There’s no denying it — chocolate makes everything better. Whether you’re celebrating a win, curing a heartbreak, or just craving something sweet, a piece of chocolate always brings joy. But what if that joy came with laughter too?
Here’s a collection of 201+ chocolate jokes and puns that’ll melt your stress away faster than a truffle in the sun. From family-friendly fun to witty wordplay, this list is dipped, sprinkled, and drizzled in humor. Let’s unwrap the laughs and enjoy every bite!

Chocolate Jokes to Sweeten Your Day: Cocoa-Nutty Giggles

General, universally appealing chocolate jokes perfect for an introductory section.

1. Why did the chocolate go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit crumbly.
2. What do you call a sad piece of chocolate? A glum bear.
3. I told my friend a joke about chocolate. He said it was unbarlievable.
4. Why was the chocolate bar a great musician? It had perfect temper-ature.
5. What’s a chocolate’s favorite game? Hide and Sees’!
6. How does chocolate say hello? “Cocoa-nut to meet you!”
7. I’m reading a book on the history of chocolate. It’s a real page-turnover.
8. What’s a chocolate’s favorite type of music? Soul.
9. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt chocolate chip.
10. Life is like a box of chocolates; it’s much better when you get to pick the one with the caramel.

Funny Chocolate Jokes That’ll Melt Your Heart: Melt-in-Your-Mouth Merriment

Relatable everyday jokes that are emotionally resonant and pun-filled.

11. I love you a choco-lot.
12. You’re the mint to my chocolate chip.
13. My love for you is like a good dark chocolate: 70% intense and 100% sweet.
14. Are you made of chocolate? Because every time I see you, I melt.
15. What did the husband say to his wife who was hoarding chocolate? “You’re one in a million…aire’s shortbread.”
16. I’m not saying I have a favorite child, but if I did, it would be the one who brings me chocolate.
17. My therapist told me to embrace my feelings. So I hugged a bar of chocolate.
18. Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing.
19. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch, and I follow it with chocolate.
20. I put my chocolate on a diet. It’s only allowed to associate with fruit.

Clean Chocolate Jokes for Kids & Family: Wholesome Cocoa Fun.

Safe-for-school, kid-friendly jokes with simple punchlines.

21. What do you call a dinosaur that loves chocolate? A Choco-saurus Rex!
22. Why did the M&M go to school? To become a Smartie!
23. What is a chocolate chip cookie’s favorite subject in school? Crumb-atics!
24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cocoa. Cocoa who? Cocoa-nut run, but you can’t hide!
25. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta… but what do you call a fake chocolate? A sham-rock bar!
26. How do you fix a broken chocolate bar? With a cocoa butter!
27. Why was the chocolate bar so good at sports? It always knew how to bar-ish its opponents.
28. What’s a rabbit’s favorite chocolate? A Hare-sy’s!
29. What do you call a chocolate that gets elected? President of the United Tastes of America!
30. Why don’t chocolate secrets ever get out? Because they’re always in wrappers.

Romantic Chocolate Jokes: Love You Choco-Lots!

Valentine’s Day themed jokes, focusing on couples and romantic gestures.

31. You had me at “Hello, I brought chocolate.”
32. What did the chocolate say to the strawberry? “We’re the perfect pair.”
33. Are you a chocolate fountain? Because you make my heart overflow.
34. I fell in love with you because of your M&M-azing personality.
35. Let’s be like a box of chocolates: always sticking together.
36. What’s the most romantic chocolate? Hugs and Kisses!
37. My heart melts for you, just like a chocolate in the sun.
38. You’re like a fine chocolate: rich, smooth, and I can’t get enough of you.
39. What do you call a romantic chocolate heist? A stolen kiss!
40. We go together like chocolate and… more chocolate.

Dessert & Bakery Chocolate Jokes: Pastry Perfection Puns

Humor related to chocolate in desserts and baked goods.

41. Why was the brownie so humble? Because it was full of goodness, not nuts.
42. What did the cupcake say to the frosting? “You’re the icing on my cake… and the chocolate in my batter!”
43. I told a joke about a donut. It had a hole lot of laughs, but the chocolate glaze was the best part.
44. Why did the baker go to therapy? He had a layer cake of issues.
45. What’s a baker’s favorite type of money? Dough!
46. A pastry chef walked into a bar… it was a chocolate bar, and he ate it.
47. Why are chocolate chip cookies so brave? They aren’t afraid to crumble under pressure.
48. What’s a chocolate eclair’s life motto? “You only livre once!”
49. This brownie and I have a lot in common: we’re both a little dense and fall apart when poked.
50. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling a little chocolate chipped.

Halloween Chocolate Jokes: Hauntingly Sweet Treats

Seasonal jokes for Halloween and trick-or-treating.

51. What’s a ghost’s favorite chocolate? Boo-berry M&Ms!
52. Why did the vampire eat the dark chocolate? Because it was 70%… blood? No, just cocoa.
53. What do you call a witch who loves chocolate? A Snicker-ess!
54. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy you share your chocolate with me?
55. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin… except maybe a melted chocolate bar.
56. What’s a zombie’s favorite candy? Reese’s Pieces… of brains!
57. The best part of Halloween is the frightfully good chocolate.
58. Why did the kid trade all his candy for one chocolate bar? It was a full-size one!
59. What’s a mummy’s favorite chocolate? A Wrap!
60. This Halloween, I’m dressing up as someone who doesn’t like chocolate. Just kidding, that’s impossible.

Christmas Chocolate Jokes: Santa’s Sweetest Surprise

Festive crossover humor featuring chocolate in Christmas traditions.

61. What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause… and eats a chocolate.
62. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy, but the chocolate milk helped.
63. What is the Elf’s favorite chocolate? Krisp Kringle!
64. What’s Santa’s favorite part of a chocolate orange? The sleigh-cious segments!
65. I’m on the “naughty” list for hiding all the chocolate advent calendar pieces.
66. Why was the Christmas stocking so quiet? It was stuffed with chocolate!
67. What do you get if you cross Santa with a chocolate bar? Saint Nicholas, the patron saint of sweet treats.
68. How does a snowman enjoy his chocolate? Melted… wait, that’s a terrible idea.
69. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear… and also by sharing chocolate.
70. Why did the chocolate refuse to fight? It wanted a Truce… and you can’t spell “truffle” without “truce”!

Easter Chocolate Jokes: Hoppy & Sweet Surprises

Seasonal jokes for Easter, focusing on chocolate eggs and bunnies.

71. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny with a chocolate egg.
72. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken… and made of chocolate.
73. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? He does egg-sercises and only eats the dark chocolate.
74. What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!
75. Why was the large chocolate egg so proud? It just won an egg-straordinary prize!
76. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker… who steals your chocolate.
77. I’m not saying the Easter Bunny is messy, but his favorite chocolate is a Crème Egg for a reason.
78. How many chocolate bunnies does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’re all hollow inside.
79. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed Easter Bunny and a wrinkled bed? One is a shabby chic, the other is a chocolate chick.
80. The Easter Bunny’s favorite game is Hide and Sees’ Candy.

Chocolate and Strawberry Jokes: A Delicious Duo’s Delight

Humor about the classic pairing of chocolate and strawberries.

81. Chocolate and strawberry got married. It was a berry sweet ceremony.
82. What did the strawberry say to the chocolate? “You dip me crazy!”
83. Why are chocolate and strawberries such good friends? They’re always in a jam together.
84. A relationship without chocolate-covered strawberries is just a fruit-less endeavor.
85. Are you a strawberry? Because you make my chocolate fondue.
86. What’s a strawberry’s favorite love song? “Berry Much in Love,” by Choc-olate.
87. I asked the strawberry if it wanted to be dipped. It said, “That would be the pits… just kidding, yes!”
88. Chocolate and strawberry: the original power couple.
89. Why did the chocolate fondue pot get a promotion? Because it was so good at dipping.
90. Life is short, so always eat the chocolate-covered strawberry first.

Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Crispy, Chewy & Clever

Jokes specifically about chocolate chip cookies.

91. I just broke up with my chocolate chip cookie. It was too crumby.
92. What does a chocolate chip cookie wear to bed? Chip-py pajamas.
93. Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the nurse? It was feeling chipped.
94. What’s a cookie’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Much Ado About Munching.”
95. I told my chocolate chip cookie a secret. Now it’s a know-chip cookie.
96. What’s the difference between a poorly made cookie and a good lawyer? One is a sue-et treat, the other is a lawsuit.
97. Why was the cookie so rich? It was loaded with chocolate chips.
98. What do you call a cookie that lies? An impasta chip! (Wait, that’s not right…)
99. A balanced diet is a chocolate chip cookie in each hand.
100. My favorite software is Cookie Dough. It’s a bit raw, but the features are sweet.

Hot Chocolate Jokes for Cozy Winter Nights: Warm & Fuzzy Funnies

Seasonal comfort humor about hot chocolate.

101. What do you call a rich hot chocolate? Cocoa-politan.
102. Why did the hot chocolate get a award? Because it was so stirring!
103. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Iced hot chocolate.
104. I’m writing a song about hot chocolate. It’s a real marshmellow-dy.
105. Why was the hot chocolate so confident? It had plenty of self-steam*.
106. What do you call a sad cup of hot chocolate? De-presso.
107. This winter, I’m prioritizing my cup-acity for hot chocolate.
108. How do you know if a hot chocolate is fancy? It wears a marshmallow hat.
109. My love for hot chocolate is mug-nificent.
110. Why did the mug break up with the hot chocolate? It found it too clingy.

Smart Chocolate Puns for Pun-Loving People: Cocoa-Nutty Wordplay

Clever, wordplay-heavy puns about chocolate.

111. I find your lack of chocolate… disturbing.
112. You’re looking sweet-tastic today!
113. That idea is choc-full of potential.
114. Let’s not fudge the details.
115. I’m having a cocoa-nutty day!
116. This is a mousse-try in comedy.
117. You’ve got to be kidding me… with these delicious treats!
118. I’m fondant of you.
119. That’s a rich and dark sense of humor you have.
120. The situation is getting sticky.

Single Chocolate Jokes: Because Self-Love Is Sweet!

Humorous takes on self-love and enjoying chocolate solo.

121. My favorite relationship status is “In a committed relationship with chocolate.”
122. I don’t need a significant other. I have chocolate. It’s significant and it’s other than me.
123. The only drama I want in my life is whether to eat the dark or the milk chocolate first.
124. Being single means the chocolate stash is all mine. No sharing. No regrets.
125. My Valentine’s Day plans? A box of chocolates and zero judgment.
126. I’m not lonely, I’m selectively sociable… with a chocolate bar.
127. Self-care is buying the chocolate you don’t share.
128. Why did the single chocolate bar cross the road? To get to the other side… of my mouth.
129. My bed is my favorite restaurant, and chocolate is always on the menu.
130. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate, which is the same thing when you’re single.

School Chocolate Jokes for Kids & Teachers: Classroom Candy Chaos

Jokes suitable for school environments.

131. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of chocolate cake!
132. What’s a math teacher’s favorite chocolate? Pi-neapple chocolate.
133. Why did the M&M go to the principal’s office? It lost its “S”.
134. What subject is a chocolate bar’s favorite? History… because it’s full of dates!
135. Teacher: “Spell ‘Cocoa.'” Student: “K-O…” Teacher: “Go on.” Student: “…-K-O!”
136. Why was the chocolate chip cookie a great student? It always raised its chip to answer.
137. The best school supply is a secret chocolate bar in your desk.
138. What do you call a chocolate that teaches? A Professor Nut.
139. I used to trade my apple for a chocolate bar. I call that a smart business decision.
140. Why did the chocolate milk get a bad report card? It wasn’t well-blended.

Birthday Chocolate Jokes: Slice of Sweet Success

Jokes for birthdays and celebrations.

141. How does chocolate like to celebrate its birthday? With a cake-walk!
142. What did one birthday candle say to the other? “I’m melting!” … “Don’t worry, it’s just the chocolate cake.”
143. I wish for… more chocolate. Every year.
144. You know you’re an adult when you blow out the candles and wish you hadn’t forgotten to buy chocolate.
145. What’s the best thing to put into a birthday cake? Your teeth… especially if it’s chocolate.
146. Age is just a number. The amount of chocolate you eat is the real statistic.
147. My birthday suit is just me covered in chocolate frosting.
148. They say “Don’t play with your food,” but have they ever had a chocolate piñata?
149. The best birthdays end with chocolate on your face and a smile in your heart.
150. Why was the birthday chocolate so happy? Because it got all wrapped up in the celebration.

Candy Store Chocolate Jokes: Willy Wonka’s Whimsy

Humor about candy stores and chocolate shops.

151. What’s a chocolate’s favorite place in New York? The Rock-efeller Center… get it? Rock?
152. I went to the candy store and asked for a job. They said, “Do you have any experience?” I said, “I eat a lot of chocolate.” I start tomorrow.
153. A candy store is just an adult’s playground.
154. What do you call a security guard at a chocolate factory? A Cocoa-cop.
155. Walking into a chocolate shop is my version of window shopping… with my mouth.
156. Why did Willy Wonka use a whipple-scrumptious fudgemallow delight? Because regular chocolate was just too ordinary.
157. My wallet is on a diet, but my eyes are not, especially in a candy store.
158. What’s the difference between a candy store and a pharmacy? One sells placebos for happiness.
159. The only thing better than a candy store is a candy store with free samples.
160. I asked for the best chocolate in the store. The shopkeeper pointed to me and said, “You are.”

Chocolate Cake Jokes That Take the Cake!: Layered Laughs

Jokes specifically about chocolate cake.

161. I don’t mean to layer it on thick, but this cake is amazing.
162. Why was the chocolate cake so good at solving mysteries? It was a great layer-ative.
163. What did the chocolate cake say to the fork? “You complete me.”
164. A slice of chocolate cake a day keeps the sadness away.
165. Is it just me, or does chocolate cake get butter with every bite?
166. My favorite kind of math is cake division: one cake, divided by me.
167. Why did the cake go to the party? To get iced!
168. I have a sweet tooth and a cake hole to put it in.
169. The best part of a chocolate cake is the crumb-ination of all things good.
170. This cake is so moist, it should be in a soap opera.

Dark Chocolate Jokes: Bitter Yet Sweet Banter

Sarcastic or witty adult humor focused on dark chocolate.

171. I like my humor like I like my chocolate: dark and bitter.
172. Dark chocolate doesn’t care about your problems, and that’s why we get along.
173. What’s dark chocolate’s favorite movie? *50 Shades of Greyt.
174. I’m not angry, I just prefer the complex bitterness of dark chocolate… and life.
175. Milk chocolate is for kids. Dark chocolate is for adults who have seen things.
176. Dark chocolate is just coffee’s sweet, moody cousin.
177. My personality is 90% dark chocolate: an acquired taste.
178. Why did the dark chocolate break up with the milk chocolate? It needed more space and less sweetness.
179. Eating dark chocolate is my way of saying, “I’m sophisticated and my taste buds hate fun.”
180. What’s the difference between dark chocolate and a complaint? One is an intense, complex flavor, and the other is just me after I run out of dark chocolate.

Chocolate Ice Cream Jokes: Frozen Treat Funnies

Humor combining chocolate with ice cream.

181. What do you call a sad chocolate ice cream? A sundae downer.
182. Why did the chocolate ice cream get invited to all the parties? Because it was so cool.
183. I scream, you scream, we all scream for chocolate ice cream that doesn’t have freezer burn.
184. What’s a chocolate ice cream’s favorite day of the week? Sun-dae!
185. My brain freeze is just my brain’s way of saying, “Slow down, that chocolate is too good.”
186. Why did the cone break up with the ice cream? It felt dripped on.
187. Chocolate ice cream: because you can’t drink a milkshake for every meal… or can you?
188. What’s the opposite of a hot chocolate? A cold chocolate… also known as ice cream.
189. My love for chocolate ice cream is scoop-erior to all other loves.
190. Life is like a tub of chocolate ice cream; it’s best enjoyed by the spoonful, directly from the container.

Office Chocolate Jokes: Workplace Sweeteners

Relatable workplace humor about shared chocolate.

191. The most productive tool in the office is the communal chocolate bowl.
192. I’m not bribing my colleagues with chocolate, I’m strategically incentivizing collaboration.
193. Why did the chocolate bar get promoted? It was great at delegating… itself into people’s mouths.
194. My out-of-office reply will say: “Gone to find chocolate. ETA unknown.”
195. The best way to get a quick reply to an email is to attach a photo of chocolate.
196. I have a 2:30 meeting with my desk drawer and a secret candy stash.
197. My paycheck is just a direct deposit to my local chocolate shop.
198. What’s the difference between a bad day and a good day at the office? About two squares of dark chocolate.
199. I don’t have a favorite coworker, but I have a favorite coworker who brings chocolate.
200. The office coffee is terrible, but the chocolate I eat to forget the coffee is excellent.

Game Night Chocolate Jokes: Snack Break Shenanigans

Jokes about chocolate as a snack during game nights.

201. Let’s play Monopoly. I’ll be the thimble, you be the chocolate bar, and we’ll run away together.
202. In the game of life, the player with the most chocolate wins.
203. Why did the chess piece resign? It was checkmated by a chocolate knight.
204. The real winner of game night is the one who gets the last piece of chocolate.
205. My poker face is just me thinking about the chocolate in the other room.
206. What’s a gamer’s favorite chocolate? KIT KAT! (So they can take a break).
207. This game is intense. Pass the chocolate.
208. I’m not board… I have chocolate.
209. The only “cheating” I do on game night is cheating on my diet with chocolate.
210. Let’s make a bet. If I win, I get your chocolate. If you win… I still get your chocolate.

Mom’s Chocolate Jokes: Sweet, Sassy & So Real!

Humor specifically for moms.

211. My hidden chocolate stash is classified information.
212. “Because I said so” is Mom for “This decision is final, and I need to go eat some chocolate now.”
213. The five basic food groups are: carbs, protein, fats, vitamins, and chocolate.
214. My “me time” is spelled C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E.
215. I’m not hiding from my kids; I’m conducting a quality assurance test on this chocolate bar.
216. A mother’s love is unconditional. Her chocolate, however, is not.
217. My favorite sound is the sound of a chocolate wrapper opening… in another room, so the kids don’t hear.
218. I run on coffee, love, and the occasional square of chocolate stolen in the pantry.
219. My superpower is finding lost things and finishing a chocolate bar in silence.
220. The best part of the day is after the kids are in bed and the chocolate comes out.

College Chocolate Jokes: Study Fuel & Late Night Treats

Relatable dorm humor about students and chocolate.

221. My thesis is powered by 70% dark chocolate and 100% regret.
222. Ramen is for survival. Chocolate is for sanity.
223. All-nighters are just late-night chocolate eating sessions with occasional typing.
224. My student loan is basically a chocolate subscription service.
225. I can’t adult today. Please pass the student-discount chocolate.
226. The most important thing I learned in college is which vending machine has the freshest chocolate bars.
227. My diet consists of whatever is left in the cafeteria and my secret chocolate hoard.
228. All I need is coffee, Wi-Fi, and chocolate… and maybe a degree.
229. This exam is going to be a piece of cake… and I wish I had a piece of chocolate cake right now.
230. My roommate and I have a deal: you can borrow my clothes, but you touch my chocolate and you die.

Travel Chocolate Jokes: Global Cocoa Giggles

Jokes about chocolate from different countries and travel experiences.

231. I went to Switzerland just for the chocolate. The Alps were a nice backdrop.
232. What’s a chocolate’s favorite European country? ** Spains… because of the churros and chocolate!
233. My favorite souvenir is edible.
234. I don’t get jet lag, I get chocolate cravings in different time zones.
235. Belgian chocolate, Swiss chocolate, American chocolate… it’s all a delicious research project.
236. The best way to learn about a culture is through its chocolate.
237. My passport photo is just me with a chocolate mustache.
238. I’m not a tourist, I’m a chocolate connoisseur on a global quest.
239. Why did the chocolate bar get a passport? It wanted to be a world traveler.
240. Airplane chocolate tastes better. It’s a scientific fact.

Cooking & Baking Chocolate Fails: Kitchen Chaos Comedy

Humorous stories about chocolate cooking disasters.

241. My brownies aren’t fudgy, they’re floody.
242. The recipe said “a cup of chocolate chips.” I think it meant “the whole bag,” right?
243. I just invented a new dessert: “Burnt-Offering Surprise.”
244. My cookies aren’t chocolate chip, they’re chocolate blobs. It’s a new style.
245. I tried to make a chocolate soufflé. Now I have a chocolate pancake.
246. The smoke alarm is just my oven’s way of applauding my baking skills.
247. I followed the recipe exactly, except I was out of cocoa so I used coffee. It’s a mocha now. I’m an innovator.
248. My chocolate fountain looked more like a chocolate swamp.
249. The only thing rising in my kitchen is my frustration level.
250. I’m not a bad baker, I’m just creating “deconstructed” chocolate desserts.

Chocolate Movie Jokes: Cinematic Cocoa Classics

Pop culture humor referencing chocolate in famous movies.

251. You’re gonna need a bigger boat… of chocolate.
252. May the Fudge be with you.
253. I’ll have what she’s having… which is obviously that chocolate cake.
254. You can’t handle the truth! …about how much of that chocolate I’ve eaten.
255. My precious… chocolate stash.
256. Keep your friends close, and your chocolate closer.
257. I see dead people… who look really sad because they have no chocolate.
258. There’s no place like home… where the good chocolate is.
259. You talkin’ to me? …because if you’re not offering chocolate, I’m not interested.
260. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn… as long as I have this chocolate.

Dog and Chocolate Jokes (Don’t Try This at Home!): Pet Safety Puns

Responsible, humorous jokes that highlight the danger of chocolate to dogs.

261. What did the dog say when he saw chocolate? “No bark for me!”
262. My dog looked at my chocolate bar and said, “That’s a ruff temptation.”
263. Why did the dog read the ingredients? To make sure there was no cocoa in his treats.
264. A dog’s favorite chocolate? Pup-corn (which is definitely not chocolate).
265. I told my dog a joke about chocolate. He didn’t get it, but he retrieved a safe dog treat instead.
266. What’s a dog’s least favorite game? Hide the Chocolate.
267. My dog is my conscience. Every time I eat chocolate, he gives me a look that says, “For me? Oh… wait, no. Not for me. Sad.”
268. Keeping chocolate from dogs is a paw-fessional responsibility.
269. Why was the dog a good detective? He could always sniff out the hidden chocolate and alert a human.
270. Dog + Chocolate = Vet. Let’s stick to dog biscuits.

Mystery Chocolate Jokes: The Case of the Missing Bar

Creative, storytelling jokes that set up a mystery.

271. It was a dark and stormy night… and the last piece of chocolate vanished. The butler did it. It’s always the butler with a sweet tooth.
272. I’m not saying my roommate is a chocolate thief, but I just found a wrapper with a guilty-looking face drawn on it.
273. The case of the disappearing truffles remains… unsolved and delicious.
274. Where did the chocolate go? The plot thickens… like a good fudge.
275. I’ve interrogated everyone. The cat just licked her paws innocently.
276. The evidence is circumstantial… and also on my chin.
277. It was the perfect crime… until I found the empty wrapper in my own pocket.
278. I blame the Chocolate Gnomes. They’re sneaky.
279. The mystery is solved: Future Me stole it from Past Me. I’m so mad at myself.
280. I’ve enlisted Sherlock Holmes to find my Hershey’s.

Knock-Knock Chocolate Jokes: Who’s There? A Sweet Surprise!

Classic knock-knock jokes with chocolate-themed punchlines.

281. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cocoa. Cocoa who? Cocoa-nut believe I’m out of chocolate?
282. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wa. Wa who? What are you so excited about? It’s just chocolate!
283. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget to share your chocolate!
284. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, you’re going to love this chocolate!
285. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice Cream. Ice Cream who? Ice Cream if you don’t give me some chocolate!
286. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butters. Butters who? Butters nice to share your chocolate!
287. Knock, knock. Who’s there? M&M. M&M who? M&M your business and share the chocolate!
288. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Truffle. Truffle who? Truffle is heavy, help me carry this chocolate!
289. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nuts. Nuts who? Nuts to you if you don’t like chocolate!
290. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? Are you an owl? Can I have your chocolate?

Healthy Chocolate Jokes: Guilt-Free Giggles

Humor finding the funny side of healthy chocolate options.

291. I only eat dark chocolate for the antioxidants… and the deliciousness.
292. My fitness tracker says I burned enough calories for one square of chocolate. Time to celebrate!
293. This is a sugar-free, dairy-free, guilt-free chocolate. It’s also taste-free, but we don’t talk about that.
294. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… but I prioritize the chocolate for its “health benefits.”
295. Portion control is when you break the chocolate bar into pieces and then eat them all at once.
296. I balance my chocolate intake with a healthy side of… more chocolate, but the dark kind.
297. They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but have they tried a chocolate-covered apple?
298. My yoga routine is mainly the “downward dog reaching for the chocolate” pose.
299. This chocolate is 90% cocoa. That’s basically a vegetable.
300. I’m not eating this chocolate because I’m sad. I’m eating it for research purposes.

Stupidly Funny Chocolate Jokes You Can’t Resist: Absurdly A-choc-alypse!

Over-the-top, absurd, or intentionally “stupid” jokes.

301. Why did the chocolate bar cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!
302. What do you call a chocolate that sings? A choc-o-tel California!
303. A piece of chocolate fell on the floor. It’s ground chocolate now.
304. I asked my chocolate bar for a joke. It didn’t say anything. It was a comedy of silents.
305. What’s brown and sticky? A stick… but also chocolate!
306. I’m writing a musical about chocolate. It’s called Choc of Ages.
307. Why don’t chocolate bars ever get lost? Because they always follow the Sweet Nav.
308. What’s a chocolate’s favorite programming language? Java! (But that’s coffee… oh, wait, close enough!)
309. I told my chocolate it was too sweet. Now it has a complex.
310. What do you get when you cross a chocolate bar with a comedian? Snickers!