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Let’s face it — your dog thinks you’re the CEO of Treats Inc. Your cat? The silent judge of your life choices. And your parrot? Probably reciting your last phone argument… word for word.
Pets don’t just live with us. They run us. And we wouldn’t have it any other way.
That’s why we created this space — a cozy corner of the internet where you can laugh with your pets, not at them (okay, maybe a little at them). These jokes? They’re inside jokes. The kind only pet parents get. The kind that make you snort-laugh while cleaning up “mysterious” puddles at 3 AM.
So whether you’re team dog, team cat, or team “I love them all but my couch is destroyed” — welcome home. You’re among friends here.
🐕 Top 20 Pet Jokes That’ll Make You Cry-Laugh
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.
What do you call a dog that does karate?
A karate mutt.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse.
What’s a cat’s favorite song?
“All About That Bass”… because treble is for dogs.
Why did the parrot join TikTok?
To go viral… literally.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh. (Also, what your goldfish calls your face.)
Why don’t rabbits use computers?
They’re afraid of the spam.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
“Ruff!”
Why did the cat get a ticket?
For parking in a no-purr zone.
What’s a dog’s favorite pizza?
Pupperoni.
Why did the goldfish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Why did the cat stare at the orange?
Because it wanted to “purr-simmon” with it.
What’s a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and speak.
Why did the rabbit go to school?
To improve its hare-ducation.
What do you call a dog that’s left-handed?
A southpaw… but good luck figuring that out.
Why did the hamster break up with his girlfriend?
She was too wheel-y.
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
Good Mousekeeping.
Why did the dog bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house.
What do you call a cat that loves bowling?
An alley cat.
Former farmer from India, current humor farmer in America. I apply the same care to growing jokes that I used to apply to growing crops – with patience, timing, and a deep understanding of what makes people happy.
Background: 15+ years farming, lifetime of making people laugh