If laughter is the best fertilizer, then you’re about to grow a full cornfield of giggles! From buttery popcorn puns to sweet corn wordplay, this list of 153+ ear-resistible corn jokes will make you grin from cob to cob. Whether you’re a farmer, foodie, movie lover, or just someone who enjoys a good old-fashioned corny joke, there’s something here for everyone. So grab your popcorn, pull up a stalk, and get ready to harvest some hearty laughs!
Classic Corn Jokes That Never Go Stale: Timeless Kernel Kicks.
- Why did the corn go to the doctor? It was feeling a little husky!
- What do you call corn that tells jokes? A stand-up cob!
- Why don’t cornstalks ever get lost? They always follow the rows!
- How does corn greet its friends? “Hey, ear you later!”
- What’s a corn’s favorite dance? The cob-wobble!
- Why did the corn get promoted? It had outstanding ears!
- What’s corn’s favorite type of music? Pop!
- Why was the corn such a good listener? It always lent an ear!
- What do you call a cornfield with no corn? A-maize-ing disappointment!
- Why did the corn blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Sweet Corn Puns You’ll Totally Ear-Resist: Cob-tastic Wordplay.
- You’re the corn to my butter!
- I’m not corn-fused—I’m corn-vinced you’re amazing!
- Don’t be corn-y—just be sweet like corn!
- I’d tell you a corn joke, but it’s a-maize-ingly bad.
- You’ve got me wrapped around your cob!
- Life’s better with a little corn-fetti!
- Let’s taco ‘bout how sweet you are… like corn!
- You’re the kernel of my happiness!
- I’m not stalk-ing you… I just really like corn!
- Sweet corn: nature’s candy on a stick!
Popcorn Jokes That’ll Make You Pop with Laughter: Kernel Comedy.
- Why did the popcorn go to therapy? It had deep-seated popping issues!
- What do you call popcorn that tells secrets? Kernel confidential!
- My popcorn didn’t show up to the movie—it popped out!
- Why was the popcorn always invited to parties? It really knows how to pop off!
- What’s a popcorn’s favorite social media? Snap-popped!
- I asked my popcorn for advice—it just exploded!
- Why don’t popcorn kernels ever get cold feet? They’re always hot to pop!
- What’s popcorn’s least favorite exercise? Kernel crunches!
- My popcorn told me a joke—it cracked me up!
- Why did the popcorn break up with the pretzel? It couldn’t handle the saltiness!
Farm Life & Cornfield Humor: Rural Route Roasts.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his cornfield!
- What do you call a farmer who grows only corn? A-maize-ing!
- How do cornfields stay in shape? They do cob-letics!
- Why did the tractor break up with the corn planter? It needed space to grow!
- What’s a cornfield’s favorite song? “Fields of Gold”… kernels!
- Why don’t cornstalks gossip? They keep everything on the cob!
- Farmer Joe’s corn is so sweet, even the crows write thank-you notes!
- What did the corn say to the combine harvester? “Don’t husk me like that!”
- Why was the cornfield always calm? It practiced cob-itation!
- My grandpa’s cornfield is so big, GPS gets lost in it!
Romantic & Corny Love Jokes: Sweetheart Silage Smiles.
- You’re the butter to my corn—smooth, sweet, and perfect together!
- Our love is like corn: it grows stronger every season!
- Are you a cornfield? Because I’m lost in you!
- I don’t need fireworks—I’ve got you and a bowl of popcorn!
- You had me at “ear-love you!”
- Let’s grow old like corn—sweet, golden, and full of kernels of wisdom!
- You’re my main squeeze… and my main cob!
- Is your name Cornelia? Because you’ve got me popping with joy!
- Our love story is a-maize-ing!
- You’re the only one who makes my heart pop!
Corn Family Jokes (Kid-Friendly & Clean): Little Kernels of Joy.
- What do baby corn cobs say? “Mama, I’m all ears!”
- Why did the corn go to school? To get a little kernel of knowledge!
- What’s a corn’s favorite bedtime story? “The Three Little Pops!”
- How does corn say goodnight? “Sweet dreams and sweet corn!”
- What do you call a corn superhero? Cob-Boy!
- Why did the corn bring a pencil to the field? In case it needed to draw a row!
- What’s corn’s favorite game? Hide and go kernel!
- My corn has more friends than I do—it’s always in a bunch!
- What did the little corn say to its mom? “You’re the best cob-ever!”
- Corn doesn’t tell lies—it’s always on the cob!
Movie Night Popcorn Jokes: Big Screen Bites of Banter.
- Why did the popcorn get a standing ovation? It stole the show!
- What’s popcorn’s favorite movie genre? Popcorn-edy!
- I brought popcorn to the horror film—it jumped out before the monster did!
- Why don’t popcorn bags ever get spoilers? They pop before the ending!
- My popcorn cried during the sad scene—it was buttering up!
- What do you call a popcorn that directs films? Steven Kernelberg!
- Popcorn at the Oscars? It’s always a supporting snack!
- Why did the popcorn refuse to watch rom-coms? Too mushy!
- My popcorn fell in love with the soda—it was a fizzy romance!
- What’s a cinephile’s favorite snack? Pop-corn-ography!
Corny Dad Jokes (So Bad, They’re Good!): Groan-Worthy Grains.
- Why did I bring corn to the art class? To draw an ear!
- What do you call a corn that’s been knighted? Sir Cob-a-Lot!
- Why don’t secrets last long in a cornfield? Too many ears!
- I told my wife a corn joke… she said it was husk-tastic!
- What’s corn’s favorite Shakespeare play? Much Ado About Maize-ing!
- Why did the corn go to jail? It was caught stalking!
- What do you call corn that’s always late? Tardy maize!
- I asked corn for directions—it just pointed down the row!
- Why did the corn start a podcast? It had a lot of ears to fill!
- Corn walks into a bar… the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food.” Corn replies, “But I’m on the cob!”
Smart Corn Wordplay & Clever Puns: Maize-ing Mental Merriment.
- Corn-fidence: the belief that you’re the sweetest ear in the field.
- Don’t corn-fuse correlation with causation—but do corn-fuse me with laughter!
- In a world full of GMOs, be heirloom corn.
- Corn-undrum: when you can’t decide between butter or salt.
- The corn said, “I’m not just a snack—I’m a staple of civilization!”
- Maize-ing fact: Corn has been cultivated for over 9,000 years… and still hasn’t popped out of relevance!
- Corn is the original influencer—every culture follows its lead!
- Kernel logic: If all corn is sweet, and I’m sweet, am I corn?
- Pop culture started with popcorn. Discuss.
- Corn doesn’t follow trends—it is the trend!
Corn Jokes for Social Media Captions: Instagram Harvest Hashtags.
- Living my best cob life. 🌽 #EarResistible
- Sweet, golden, and totally un-husked. #CornQueen
- Poppin’ into your feed like… 🍿 #SnackGoals
- Not all heroes wear capes—some wear husks. #CornHero
- Butter me up, I’m ready for my close-up! #CobStar
- Just a kernel of joy in a chaotic world. #LittleEar
- Fresh off the cob & loving it. #FarmFresh
- Pop, lock, and drop it… into my mouth! #PopcornLife
- Stay sweet. Stay golden. Stay corny. #MaizeAndConfused
- My vibe? 10% human, 90% popcorn. #SnackSzn
Famous Corn Quotes (Funny Twist Edition): Legendary Kernel Lines.
- “To pop, or not to pop—that is the kernel.” – William Shakes-corn
- “I have a dream… that one day all corn will be judged not by its husk, but by the sweetness of its kernels.” – Martin Luther Maize
- “Ask not what your cornfield can do for you—ask what you can butter for your corn!” – JFK
- “That’s one small pop for kernel, one giant crunch for snack-kind.” – Neil Popstrong
- “Elementary, my dear Watson—the culprit left behind a trail of popped corn!” – Sherlock Husks
- “In corn we trust.” – U.S. Treasury (probably)
- “Houston, we have a popping problem!” – Apollo 13
- “I came, I saw, I popped.” – Julius Caesar
- “Be the corn you wish to see in the world.” – Gandhi
- “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a cob.” – Gone with the Wind
Bonus Corn Jokes (Because 153 Wasn’t Enough!).
- What do you call a corn that’s a detective? Kernel Holmes!
- Why did the corn join the band? It had perfect pitch—pop!
- Corn’s favorite yoga pose? The cob stretch!
- What’s a corn’s least favorite weather? Husk-y winds!
- Why did the corn get a ticket? It was caught speeding through the rows!
- What do you call corn that’s great at math? A calcu-lator!
- My corn has better abs than me—it’s all kernel!
- Why did the corn go viral? It had a popping personality!
- Corn doesn’t ghost—it just gets husked!
- What’s corn’s favorite app? Ear-Book!
- Why was the corn such a good student? It always aced the cob-test!
- What do you call a corn that tells the future? A proph-ear-cy!
- Corn at the gym? It’s all about that cob gain!
- Why did the corn fail stand-up comedy? Its jokes were too corny—even for corn!
- What’s a corn’s favorite planet? Maize-ar!
- I tried to write a corn haiku… but it was three rows short!
- Corn’s autobiography: From Kernel to Stardom.
- Why don’t cornstalks use phones? They prefer cob-munication!
- What’s corn’s favorite holiday? Popsgiving!
- My corn told me a secret… but I can’t tell you—it’s on the cob!
- What do you call corn that’s always cold? Chill-dent maize!
- Why did the corn get a promotion to manager? It knew how to husk the team!
- Corn’s favorite board game? Kernel-opoly!
- What’s a corn’s favorite type of shoe? Cob-s!
- Why did the corn go to space? To find the Milky Way… of butter!
- What do you call a corn that’s a poet? Robert Frost-ing!
- Corn doesn’t need Wi-Fi—it’s got strong ear signals!
- Why was the corn always calm during storms? It had deep roots!
- What’s corn’s favorite exercise? Cob-press!
- My corn has more followers than me—it’s an influ-ear!
- Why did the corn start a podcast? It wanted to spread the ear news!
- What’s a corn’s favorite dance move? The cob shuffle!
- Corn’s life motto: Stay sweet, stay golden, stay popped!
- Why did the corn win the talent show? It had the best popping routine!
- What do you call corn that’s a lawyer? A cob-nselor!
- Corn doesn’t get FOMO—it’s always in the field!
- Why did the corn go to therapy? It had husk-trauma!
- What’s corn’s favorite TV show? Breaking Maize!
- Corn’s favorite ice cream flavor? Butter pecan… with extra cob!
- Why don’t cornstalks ever lie? They’re always straight as an arrow-row!
- What’s a corn’s favorite social cause? Kernel equality!
- Why did the corn become a chef? It wanted to cob-ine flavors!
- Corn’s final words: “I may be gone, but I’ll always be in your heart… and on your plate!”
+3 EXTRA KERNELS OF JOY!
- What do you call a corn that’s a magician? The Great Pop-perini!
- Why did the corn get a tattoo? To show off its cob-itude!
- Corn’s favorite pickup line: “Are you a popcorn machine? Because you make my heart pop!”
Conclusion
Whether you’re a movie buff, farmer, foodie, or just here for some groan-worthy giggles, these 153+ corn jokes prove that laughter truly grows where it’s planted. So the next time someone says your humor is a little corny—take it as a compliment. You’re officially the cream of the crop!
Former farmer from India, current humor farmer in America. I apply the same care to growing jokes that I used to apply to growing crops – with patience, timing, and a deep understanding of what makes people happy.
Background: 15+ years farming, lifetime of making people laugh
