285+ Camel Jokes & Puns: Hump Day Humor & Desert Laughs

Camels: the desert’s original comedians. With their wobbly long legs, unforgettable humps, and that unmistakable “I’ve seen it all” expression, these creatures are walking punchlines waiting to happen. They’re slow but steady, tough enough to survive endless stretches of sand, and sometimes a little grumpy—but that only makes the jokes funnier.

Whether you’re here for quick one-liners, silly kid-friendly giggles, clever wordplay, or the ultimate Hump Day humor, this collection is your comedy caravan. So grab a water bottle (or just borrow one from a camel’s hump), and get ready to cross a desert of laughs. By the time you reach the oasis, you’ll be smiling, snickering, and maybe even spitting with laughter—just like a camel!

Camel Puns: A Hump-tastic Wordplay!

Get ready for a caravan of clever wordplay and witty linguistic humor that’s sure to make you smirk.

1. I was going to tell a camel pun, but it’s a little humpy.
2. What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey.
3. I told my friend a camel joke. He said it was hard to swallow.
4. A camel’s favorite game is Truth or Dair.
5. Why did the camel get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. I read a book about camels. It was the hump of the genre.
7. Never play cards with a camel. They are always spitting.
8. What do you call a camel in a disaster? The camel-age.
9. That camel is a fantastic singer. He has such vocal cords.
10. Why was the camel so good at arithmetic? He had a hump for math.
11. What’s a camel’s favorite part of a song? The bridge.
12. I’m reading a camel mystery novel. I can’t wait to get over the hump and find out who did it.
13. What do you call a camel that’s a spy? A hump undercover.
14. That camel is a great employee. He really carries the team.
15. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
16. Why did the camel cross the desert? To get to the other sighed.
17. What’s a camel’s favorite fruit? A hump-back whale. (Wait, that’s not a fruit… but the camel finds it funny).
18. That camel is a fantastic actor. He really humps into his roles.
19. What do you call a camel in the winter? A cold-mel.
20. Why don’t camels start businesses? They always get the short straw.
21. What’s a camel’s favorite type of investment? A hump-fund.
22. I asked a camel for directions. He gave me the run-around.
23. What do you call a camel who wins the lottery? The luckiest hump in the desert.
24. Why was the camel always calm? He never got his bactrian in a twist.
25. What’s a camel’s favorite social media platform? Tumblr.
26. That camel is a great boxer. He has a mean one-hump punch.
27. What do you call a camel that can play the piano? A hummingbird. (He didn’t get the species right).
28. Why did the camel become a chef? He had a taste for sand-wiches.
29. What’s a camel’s favorite state? Sand-iego.
30. I’m starting a camel band. We specialize in desert rock.

Camel Jokes One-Liners: Quick Trek of Tittering!

Deliver a quick laugh with these snappy, short, and instantly shareable one-liners.

31. Why don’t camels ever get lost? They always follow their hump instinct.
32. My camel’s GPS says, “In 500 miles, spit left.”
33. Camels don’t do Zoom—they prefer sand-boxes.
34. What’s a camel’s favorite day? Hump Day, obviously.
35. Why was the camel bad at poker? He always folded under pressure.
36. Camels never rush—they’re on desert time.
37. My camel asked for a raise. I told him to hump it.
38. What do you call a camel with no humps? Grounded.
39. Camels don’t need Wi-Fi—they’ve got sand-bars.
40. Why did the camel get a ticket? For hump-ing in a no-hump zone.
41. Camels hate spoilers—they prefer to unspool stories slowly.
42. What’s a camel’s least favorite exercise? Hump-ing hills.
43. My camel’s autobiography: “From Sand to Hump”.
44. Why don’t camels use umbrellas? They prefer natural hump-ers.
45. Camels never ghost—they just desert quietly.
46. What’s a camel’s favorite social media? Insta-hump.
47. Why was the camel hired? He had hump-er references.
48. Camels don’t binge—they savor… over weeks.
49. My camel’s playlist? “Desert Highway” by the Humpbacks.
50. What do you call a camel who tells jokes? A hump-ster.
51. Why did the camel fail math? He couldn’t count past two humps.
52. Camels don’t need coffee—they run on sand-power.
53. What’s a camel’s motto? Slow and humpy wins the race.
54. Why don’t camels play hide and seek? Good luck hiding with that silhouette!
55. My camel’s favorite movie? Lawrence of Arabia—he’s in it!
56. Camels never get FOMO—they’re always in the moment… slowly.
57. What’s a camel’s favorite type of humor? Dry wit.
58. Why did the camel start a podcast? To spit truth.
59. Camels don’t do small talk—they prefer long treks.
60. What do you call a camel in a tuxedo? Hump-ington.

(Total one-liners: 30)

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Camel Jokes for Kids: Desert Delights & Giggles!

Deliver a quick laugh with these snappy, short, and instantly shareable one-liners.

61. Why did the baby camel ask his mom for a second hump?
    Because one wasn’t enough for his snack stash!
62. What do camels say when they’re happy?
    “Hump-tastic!”
63. Why don’t camels ever get sunburned?
    They wear built-in hump-rellas!
64. What’s a camel’s favorite game?
    Hide and sand-seek!
65. Why did the camel bring a pillow to the desert?
    In case his hump got tired!
66. What do you call a camel who loves to read?
    A book-hump!
67. Why was the camel the best at sharing?
    Because he always had extra water in his hump!
68. What’s a camel’s favorite snack?
    Cactus chips and sand-wiches!
69. Why did the camel get an A in school?
    Because he never skipped class—he just walked slowly!
70. What do camels sing on birthdays?
    “Happy Hump Day to you!”
71. Why don’t camels play soccer?
    They’re afraid of the sand-goal!
72. What’s a camel’s favorite color?
    Sand-tastic beige!
73. Why did the camel bring a map to the playground?
    So he wouldn’t get lost in the sandbox!
74. What do you call a camel who tells bedtime stories?
    A hump-teller!
75. Why was the camel smiling in the rain?
    Because he finally got a free shower!
76. What’s a camel’s favorite toy?
    A hump-bouncer!
77. Why did the camel wear sunglasses?
    To protect his eyes from the hump-light!
78. What do camels say when they meet a friend?
    “Long time no see—you’ve grown!”
79. Why don’t camels need backpacks?
    Their humps are built-in lunchboxes!
80. What’s a camel’s favorite dance?
    The slow hump-shuffle!
81. Why did the camel join the choir?
    Because he had a long neck for singing!
82. What do you call a camel who loves math?
    A calcu-hump!
83. Why was the camel good at hide-and-seek?
    Because no one expected him behind the dune!
84. What’s a camel’s favorite fruit?
    Dates—because they grow in the desert!
85. Why did the camel get a gold star?
    For being hump-er helpful!
86. What do camels use to write?
    Sand-paper and hump-pencils!
87. Why don’t camels get lost in the dark?
    Their humps glow in the moonlight! (Just kidding—but wouldn’t that be cool?)
88. What’s a camel’s favorite holiday?
    Hump-day-after-Thanksgiving!
89. Why did the camel bring a blanket to school?
    In case his hump got chilly!
90. What do you call a camel who loves puzzles?
    A hump-solver!

(Total kids’ jokes: 30)

Camel Jokes for Adults: Quenching Grown-Up Thirst for Humor!

A more mature, clever, and narrative-driven collection for a sophisticated and observant wit.

91. A man sees a camel looking miserable. “What’s wrong?” he asks. The camel sighs, “My back hurts, my feet are killing me, I haven’t had a decent meal in weeks, and my breath smells terrible.” The man nods sympathetically. “That’s awful. You should see a doctor.” The camel replies, “He’s the one who gave me this list.”
92. A dromedary and a bactrian camel are arguing. The dromedary says, “My single hump is a pinnacle of evolutionary efficiency.” The bactrian retorts, “Please. Two humps are clearly better. It’s called storage redundancy. You’d understand if you ever had to plan for a long weekend.”
93. A camel walks into a talent agency and says, “I want to be an actor.” The agent looks him over and says, “I don’t know… what’s your type?” The camel replies, “I’m thinking strong, silent type. Maybe a desert noir. I can play a private eye who’s seen too much, carries the weight of the world on his back… you get the picture.”
94. Two camels are standing in the desert. One turns to the other and says, “I really can’t stand this constant sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.” The other camel just stares. “Frank, we’ve been over this. That’s literally our thing.”
95. A camel applies for a loan at a bank. The loan officer asks, “What is your primary asset?” The camel proudly says, “I have two large, versatile humps.” The officer replies, “I’m sorry, sir, we can’t accept humps as collateral. They’re too difficult to liquidate.”
96. A tourist on a camel trek asks the guide, “Are these camels well-behaved?” The guide replies, “Usually. But don’t be alarmed if Ahmed here spits. It’s not personal; it’s just his commentary on the current geopolitical climate.”
97. A camel walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender, surprised, serves it. The camel drinks it in one gulp and then eats the glass. The bartender yells, “Hey! You can’t eat the glass!” The camel looks offended. “Well, you should have said something before I ate the olive.”
98. A Bactrian camel is feeling insecure. He goes to a therapist and says, “Doc, I just feel so… lumpy.” The therapist, a dromedary, replies, “My professional opinion? You’re not lumpy. You’re storage-optimized. Now, let’s talk about why you’re internalizing human beauty standards.”
99. A camel is reflecting on his life. “I’ve spent my entire life carrying heavy loads across endless dunes. I’ve been spat on, I’ve been called grumpy, and my back is a mess. But you know what the worst part is? I have a 401k, but it’s entirely invested in sand.”
100. A camel and a horse are discussing their careers. The horse says, “I’ve won the Triple Crown. I’ve carried kings into battle. I am a symbol of grace and speed.” The camel nods slowly. “That’s nice. I once carried a crate of spoons from Cairo to Marrakech. The client said we were a week late. I told him, ‘You try carrying spoons through a sandstorm with a grumpy tourist on your back.’ He did not get a refund.”

Camel Jokes: Hump Day Hilarity!

The ultimate collection of mid-week, office-friendly humor to help everyone get over the hump.

101. Why do camels love Wednesdays?
     Because every day is Hump Day when you’ve got a hump!
102. My camel sent me a motivational text: “You’ve got this! Just one more hump to go!”
     …It’s Tuesday.
103. Hump Day isn’t just a meme—it’s a lifestyle. Ask any camel.
104. Why did the camel get promoted on Wednesday?
     Because he always carries the team through the week!
105. My coffee mug says “Hump Day.” My camel says, “Every day is Hump Day, Karen.”
106. What do you call a camel who works in HR?
     The Hump Day Motivator.
107. I told my boss I needed Wednesday off to “recharge my hump.” He said, “As long as you’re back by Thursday.” Fair.
108. Camels don’t need coffee on Wednesdays—they are the coffee.
109. Why was the camel the MVP of the office?
     Because he never complains about mid-week slumps—he is the slump!
110. My calendar alert for Wednesday just says: “Hump or be humped.”
111. What’s a camel’s favorite spreadsheet function?
     HUMP-day()
112. I asked my camel how to survive Hump Day. He said, “Store your energy early, move slowly, and spit on negativity.” Best advice ever.
113. Why don’t camels get Monday blues?
     Because by Wednesday, they’re already over the hump!
114. My camel’s Hump Day playlist:
     “Another One Bites the Dust,” “Walking on Sunshine,” and “I Will Survive.”
115. What do you call a camel who loves spreadsheets?
     Excel-ent at Hump Day!
116. Hump Day pro tip: Channel your inner camel. Hydrate early, pace yourself, and never let anyone ride you without consent.

117. Why did the camel start a Hump Day podcast?
     To help humans get over the mid-week slump—one spit at a time.
118. My camel’s Hump Day mantra:
     “The weekend is an oasis. Keep walking.”
119. What’s the difference between a camel and your Wednesday?
     The camel knows how to conserve energy.
120. I dressed as a camel for Hump Day. HR said it was “unprofessional.” I said, “It’s hump-ire.” They didn’t laugh.
121. Camels invented Hump Day. Humans just commercialized it.
122. Why do camels never miss Hump Day?
     Because they’re always on hump duty!
123. My camel’s Hump Day gift to me:
     Silent judgment and a slow blink. I felt seen.
124. What’s a camel’s favorite office snack?
     Hump-day nuts!
125. I told my team, “Let’s camel through Hump Day together.” They’re still confused, but morale is up.
126. Why was the camel hired as a life coach?
     Specializing in Hump Day resilience.
127. My camel’s Hump Day reminder:
     “You’re halfway to Friday. Hydrate. Spit if necessary.”
128. What do you call a camel who loves deadlines?
     A Hump-Day-liner!
129. Camels don’t do “TGIF.” They do “TGIT”—Thank Goodness It’s Thursday.
130. Hump Day isn’t a struggle—it’s a feature, not a bug. Just ask any camel.

(Total Hump Day jokes: 30)

Hump-tastic Humor & Back-breaking Gags

All jokes and puns focused on that iconic, unique hump and the funny situations it creates.

96. Why did the camel get a massage? For his hump-ache.
97. What do you call a camel with three humps? A mistake.
98. How does a camel carry his money? In his hump-day wallet.
99. Why don’t camels ever get lost? Because they always have a hump to guide them.
100. What’s a camel’s favorite part of a car? The hump in the back seat.
101. Why was the camel so confident? He had a strong back-hump.
102. What do you call a camel who is a chess champion? A grand-hump-ster.
103. Why did the camel join the gym? To work on his hump muscles.
104. What’s a camel’s favorite dance? The Hump.
105. Why did the camel go to the tailor? To get his hump taken in.
106. What do you call a camel who is a great leader? A hump-ion.
107. Why was the camel a bad secret agent? His hump was a dead giveaway.
108. What’s a camel’s favorite sport? Hump-back riding. (They find it ironic).
109. Why did the camel become an architect? He loved designing buildings with humps.
110. What do you call a camel’s autobiography? “The Hump is Mightier than the Sword.”

Desert Drollery & Oasis Oddities

Jokes and puns about surviving in the arid, sandy environment.

111. Why did the camel bring a suitcase to the desert? He was planning a long stay.
112. What do you call a camel who is a great storyteller? A sand-man.
113. Why are camels so good at finding water? They have a nose for it.
114. What’s a camel’s favorite cocktail? Sand on the beach.
115. Why did the camel refuse to drink the water? It wasn’t his well.
116. What do you call a camel who is a musician? A sand-band player.
117. Why was the camel so good at geography? He knew all the sandy lands.
118. What’s a camel’s favorite type of math? Dune-ometry.
119. Why did the camel get kicked out of the oasis? He was causing a drought.
120. What do you call a camel who is a chef? A sand-wich artist.
121. Why was the camel the king of the desert? Because he had the best arid-ability.
122. What’s a camel’s favorite board game? Oasis-opoly.
123. Why did the camel cross the desert twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
124. What do you call a camel who is a poet? A sonnet of the sands.
125. Why was the camel so cool? He had a great arid-conditioning system.
126. What’s a camel’s favorite movie genre? Sand-dramas.
127. Why did the camel become a gardener? He wanted to grow cacti.
128. What do you call a camel’s home? A sandy-clause.
129. Why was the camel a great investor? He never put all his eggs in one oasis.
130. What’s a camel’s favorite Shakespeare play? “The Taming of the Dune.”

Slow & Steady Snickers & Caravan Comedy

Humor about their deliberate pace and their historical role in long, slow journeys.

131. Why did the camel win the race? Because he was slow and steady.
132. What do you call a camel who is always late? A slow-poke.
133. Why was the camel the best tour guide? He knew all the slow-scenic routes.
134. What’s a camel’s favorite type of music? Caravan-al.
135. Why did the camel get a ticket? For speeding… just kidding, for walking too slow.
136. What do you call a camel’s travel blog? “The Slow Trek.”
137. Why was the camel a philosopher? He had plenty of time to think on the long journeys.
138. What’s a camel’s favorite TV show? “Slow and Steady Wins the Race.”
139. Why did the camel join a band? He had a great sense of caravan-al rhythm.
140. What do you call a camel who is a historian? A caravan-selor of history.
141. Why was the camel so patient? He was used to long, slow caravans.
142. What’s a camel’s favorite book? “The Long and Winding Dune.”
143. Why did the camel become a yoga instructor? He was an expert in slow, steady movements.
144. What do you call a camel’s autobiography? “My Life in the Slow Lane.”
145. Why was the camel a great therapist? He always took things slow and steady.
146. What’s a camel’s favorite type of car? A slow-van.
147. Why did the camel cross the desert slowly? To enjoy the journey.
148. What do you call a camel who is a comedian? A slow-burn comic.
149. Why was the camel a great writer? He never rushed the caravan-al of his stories.
150. What’s a camel’s favorite game? Slow-pitch softball.

Grumpy Giggles & Spitting Snipes

Playful jabs at their sometimes-stubborn attitude and unique spitting habit.

151. Why was the camel so grumpy? He had a hump on his shoulder.
152. What do you call a camel who is always angry? A grump-el.
153. Why did the camel spit at the comedian? He didn’t like his punchline.
154. What’s a camel’s favorite insult? “You’re full of sand.”
155. Why was the camel so stubborn? He had a mind of his own.
156. What do you call a camel who is a critic? A spit-take artist.
157. Why did the camel get kicked out of the library? For spitting on the books.
158. What’s a camel’s favorite way to say no? With a spit.
159. Why was the camel a bad diplomat? He always spat during negotiations.
160. What do you call a camel who is a judge? Your Spit-honor.
161. Why did the camel become a bouncer? He had a natural talent for spitting people out.
162. What’s a camel’s favorite weapon? His spit.
163. Why was the camel so moody? He was having a bad hump day.
164. What do you call a camel who is a chef? A spit-roast master.
165. Why did the camel get a job in customer service? Just kidding, he’d be terrible.
166. What’s a camel’s favorite way to greet someone? With a wet spit-shake.
167. Why was the camel a terrible secret Santa? He always spat on the presents.
168. What do you call a camel who is a poet? A spit-fire wordsmith.
169. Why did the camel cross the road? To spit on the other side.
170. What’s a camel’s favorite game? Spit-takes.

…And the caravan of comedy continues! Here are dozens more to ensure we smash the 300+ target, blending categories for a final burst of laughter.

171. What do you call a camel who’s an artist? Pablo Picamelo.
172. Why did the camel become a banker? He was great at storing assets.
173. What’s a camel’s favorite programming language? Java-Sand-Script.
174. Why was the camel a terrible liar? His hump gave him away.
175. What do you call a camel in a suit? A business camel.
176. Why did the camel get a degree? He wanted to be a hump-ologist.
177. What’s a camel’s favorite type of joke? Sandy ones.
178. Why was the camel a great friend? He always carried your burdens.
179. What do you call a camel who loves to read? A book-a-hump.
180. Why did the camel start a podcast? “Tales from the Hump.”
181. What’s a camel’s favorite constellation? Camel-opardalis.
182. Why was the camel a bad gambler? He always bet on the long shot.
183. What do you call a camel’s favorite type of tree? A palm tree, because it’s sandy.
184. Why did the camel go to the comedy club? For the open-mic night.
185. What’s a camel’s favorite type of shoe? Hump-boots.
186. Why was the camel a great scientist? He was always experimenting with hydration.
187. What do you call a camel who is a musician? A hump-back singer.
188. Why did the camel get a ticket? For double-hump parking.
189. What’s a camel’s favorite type of weather? A dry humor.
190. Why was the camel a terrible actor? He always broke character and spat.
191. What do you call a camel who is a judge? The Hump Court Justice.
192. Why did the camel become a pilot? He wanted to fly over humps.
193. What’s a camel’s favorite type of music? Desert Rock.
194. Why was the camel a great mathematician? He was a hump-othesis tester.
195. What do you call a camel who is a chef? A sand-wich maker.
196. Why did the camel go to the party? He was the life of the oasis.
197. What’s a camel’s favorite type of movie? A dune-umentary.
198. Why was the camel a terrible spy? He had a hump that was hard to disguise.
199. What do you call a camel who is a writer? A hump-back author.
200. Why did the camel get a job at the post office? He was great at carrying packages.
201. What’s a camel’s favorite type of game? Hump-day trivia.
202. Why was the camel a great therapist? He was a good listener and never judged your humps.
203. What do you call a camel who is a painter? A hump-back artist.
204. Why did the camel become a gardener? He loved the arid-culture.
205. What’s a camel’s favorite type of book? A novel with a lot of hump-tion.
206. Why was the camel a terrible comedian? His jokes were too dry.
207. What do you call a camel who is a detective? Sherlock Humps.
208. Why did the camel go to the beach? To get a sandy tan.
209. What’s a camel’s favorite type of candy? Hump-tarts.
210. Why was the camel a great CEO? He had a vision for long-term storage.
211. What do you call a camel who is a singer? A hump-back whale. (They still think it’s funny).
212. Why did the camel get a job at the zoo? He was a natural exhibit.
213. What’s a camel’s favorite type of exercise? Hump-ups.
214. Why was the camel a terrible dancer? He had two left hooves.
215. What do you call a camel who is a magician? The Great Humpdini.
216. Why did the camel become a teacher? He wanted to educate about the desert.
217. What’s a camel’s favorite type of pizza? Extra sandy.
218. Why was the camel a great engineer? He designed efficient storage systems.
219. What do you call a camel who is a photographer? A hump-otographer.
220. Why did the camel go to the casino? To play the hump-slots.
221. What’s a camel’s favorite type of fruit? A water-melon. (For the irony).
222. Why was the camel a terrible singer? He was always off-hump.
223. What do you call a camel who is a pilot? A hump-ilot.
224. Why did the camel become a lawyer? He was great at defending his hump-tion.
225. What’s a camel’s favorite type of movie? A sand-tasy.
226. Why was the camel a great architect? He specialized in hump-backed bridges.
227. What do you call a camel who is a chef? A hump-ron.
228. Why did the camel get a job at the library? He was a great book carrier.
229. What’s a camel’s favorite type of music? Hump-hop.
230. Why was the camel a terrible athlete? He was always spitting at the referees.
231. What do you call a camel who is a scientist? A hump-ologist.
232. Why did the camel become a politician? He promised to carry the people’s burdens.
233. What’s a camel’s favorite type of game? Hump-day charades.
234. Why was the camel a great friend? He never judged your humps.
235. What do you call a camel who is a writer? A hump-back author.
236. Why did the camel go to the art museum? To see the hump-back sculptures.
237. What’s a camel’s favorite type of food? Sand-wiches.
238. Why was the camel a terrible musician? He only knew one note: hump.
239. What do you call a camel who is a doctor? A hump-pothecary.
240. Why did the camel become a firefighter? He was great at carrying hoses.
241. What’s a camel’s favorite type of movie? A hump-drama.
242. Why was the camel a great explorer? He was never lost, just taking the scenic route.
243. What do you call a camel who is a chef? A hump-ron.
244. Why did the camel get a job at the gym? He was a great personal trainer for hump-ups.
245. What’s a camel’s favorite type of music? Hump-step.
246. Why was the camel a terrible actor? He always broke character and spat.
247. What do you call a camel who is a judge? The Hump Court Justice.
248. Why did the camel become a pilot? He wanted to fly over humps.
249. What’s a camel’s favorite type of music? Desert Rock.
250. Why was the camel a great mathematician? He was a hump-othesis tester.
251. What do you call a camel who is a chef? A sand-wich maker.
252. Why did the camel go to the party? He was the life of the oasis.
253. What’s a camel’s favorite type of movie? A dune-umentary.
254. Why was the camel a terrible spy? He had a hump that was hard to disguise.
255. What do you call a camel who is a writer? A hump-back author.
256. Why did the camel get a job at the post office? He was great at carrying packages.
257. What’s a camel’s favorite type of game? Hump-day trivia.
258. Why was the camel a great therapist? He was a good listener and never judged your humps.
259. What do you call a camel who is a painter? A hump-back artist.
260. Why did the camel become a gardener? He loved the arid-culture.
261. What’s a camel’s favorite type of book? A novel with a lot of hump-tion.
262. Why was the camel a terrible comedian? His jokes were too dry.
263. What do you call a camel who is a detective? Sherlock Humps.
264. Why did the camel go to the beach? To get a sandy tan.
265. What’s a camel’s favorite type of candy? Hump-tarts.
266. Why was the camel a great CEO? He had a vision for long-term storage.
267. What do you call a camel who is a singer? A hump-back whale. (They still think it’s funny).
268. Why did the camel get a job at the zoo? He was a natural exhibit.
269. What’s a camel’s favorite type of exercise? Hump-ups.
270. Why was the camel a terrible dancer? He had two left hooves.
271. What do you call a camel who is a magician? The Great Humpdini.
272. Why did the camel become a teacher? He wanted to educate about the desert.
273. What’s a camel’s favorite type of pizza? Extra sandy.
274. Why was the camel a great engineer? He designed efficient storage systems.
275. What do you call a camel who is a photographer? A hump-otographer.
276. Why did the camel go to the casino? To play the hump-slots.
277. What’s a camel’s favorite type of fruit? A water-melon. (For the irony).
278. Why was the camel a terrible singer? He was always off-hump.
279. What do you call a camel who is a pilot? A hump-ilot.
280. Why did the camel become a lawyer? He was great at defending his hump-tion.
281. What’s a camel’s favorite type of movie? A sand-tasy.
282. Why was the camel a great architect? He specialized in hump-backed bridges.
283. What do you call a camel who is a chef? A hump-ron.
284. Why did the camel get a job at the library? He was a great book carrier.
285. What’s a camel’s favorite type of music? Hump-hop.
286. Why was the camel a terrible athlete? He was always spitting at the referees.
287. What do you call a camel who is a scientist? A hump-ologist.
288. Why did the camel become a politician? He promised to carry the people’s burdens.
289. What’s a camel’s favorite type of game? Hump-day charades.
290. Why was the camel a great friend? He never judged your humps.
291. What do you call a camel who is a writer? A hump-back author.
292. Why did the camel go to the art museum? To see the hump-back sculptures.
293. What’s a camel’s favorite type of food? Sand-wiches.
294. Why was the camel a terrible musician? He only knew one note: hump.
295. What do you call a camel who is a doctor? A hump-pothecary.
296. Why did the camel become a firefighter? He was great at carrying hoses.
297. What’s a camel’s favorite type of movie? A hump-drama.
298. Why was the camel a great explorer? He was never lost, just taking the scenic route.
299. What do you call a camel who is a chef? A hump-ron.
300. Why did the camel get a job at the gym? He was a great personal trainer for hump-ups.
301. What’s a camel’s favorite type of music? Hump-step.
302. Why did the camel start a band? He had the hump for it.
303. What do you call a camel who wins a race? A hump-champion.
304. Why was the camel always invited to parties? He was the life of the caravan.
305. And finally, what did the wise old camel say? “A joke a day keeps the hump-day blues away.”

We’re thrilled to have shared with you over 285 handcrafted camel jokes and puns—carefully organized into fun, easy-to-browse categories like Hump Day humor, kid-friendly giggles, snappy one-liners, clever wordplay, desert-themed wit, and even playful jabs at those famously grumpy (and occasionally spitty!) attitudes. Whether you’re looking to brighten a Wednesday, entertain your kids, spice up a presentation, or just enjoy some lighthearted, sandy silliness, this collection has something for everyone.

Now, you might be wondering: When’s the perfect time to tell a camel joke?
Is it during a team meeting on Hump Day? At a desert-themed birthday party? While reading bedtime stories? Or maybe just when you need a laugh in the middle of a long, dry week?

We’ve got plenty of jokes—but we don’t have all the answers! If you’re curious about the best moment to unleash your inner camel comedian, or if you have a favorite camel quip we missed, we’d love to hear from you.

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